Finally! Someone is taking action against Truck Nuts. These things are at the very top of my pet peeve list. Anyone with these things on their truck should be beaten mercilessly with…a set of truck nuts. Other items that are almost (but not quite) as annoying include:
- “Piss on (Your Brand of Choice)” Window Decals
- “Eatin’ Dodges, Shitn’ Fords” Decals (or any variation on the theme)
- “It’s a Jeep Thing, You Wouldn’t Understand” (Oh, just shut the hell up)
- “If You Can Read This, Turn Me Over” (very funny…moron)
- Fake Boat Propeller receiver covers (only acceptable if your kid gave it to you)
- Peeling DIY Window Tint
- Giant Number 3′s and 8′s on the side of vehicles that are not Nascar racers (or even Chevrolet automobiles).
That pretty much sums up today’s rant. Don’t get me wrong…I am all in favor of promoting Redneck virtues, proclaiming brand loyalty, and drinking beer in the name of Nascar…but you have to draw the line somewhere.
Have I missed anything?
Maybe next I will come up with a list of crap you can hang off your truck that might actually show some legitimate authenticity, character, or creativity.
[jalponik]


