Now this is a classic!

“Quit yer’ whinin’ youngster!  In my day we had to drive uphill both ways, in the snow, with skinny, bald, unmatched tires.  Didn’t have no stinkin’ fender flares and dee-troit lockers.  Didn’t even have a damn heater.  We’d kill badgers with our bare hands and stick’em in our boots to keep our feet warm.  Winch?  The hell you blabbering about?  Winch…We plowed the way with latrine shovels and pulled those sissy imports along behind us.  Think about that the next time you think you’re pretending to get off road…with your fruity heated leather seats and GPS thingamajigs, and foot massagers, and vanity mirrors, and $600 shocks.  And you can wipe your ass with that fancy air filter for all I care.

Now shut up and drink yer girly coffee milk foamy latte pisswater”.

“Honor the Timeless Classics.”  – Dennis Gage

A little battered and rough around the edges, this FJ looks like it probably has stories to tell.